There is Only One Way to Meet a Witch

 There is only one way to meet a witch.

    You must come along at a normal gate - dragging feet will not impress, and speed will only cause her raise a brow.

    Make visible enough pride to look intelligent, enough to recognize her value (read: won't burn her). But there should be nothing haughty in the mix. Humility is key. A humble stead recognizes skill; skill that can only be found in a witch.

    Do not come ill. Send someone else. A witch does not need to catch cold.

    Bring a part of the best of what you have. If you have nothing, all the better.

    Do not look frightened. But be a little afraid.

    And never ask her to tell your fortune. It will be accurate and you won't like it. 

    To sum up: hold your head high and keep it bowed, with a confident gait and palms outstretched, and ready you are to meet a witch. 

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