A Tale on the Faults of a Utilitarian Calculus
Once upon a time, a little girl—the daughter of a great shepherdess—was gifted a sheep. The girl loved the sheep as though it were an extension of herself, caring well for it every day, and snuggling against its warm coat every night.
One day, a dragon flew down, eyed the sheep, and said to the little girl who had thrown herself in front of it, ‘if you give me your sheep willingly and with no fuss, I won’t burn your village to the ground.’
The little girl’s eyes went wide, then narrowed in a calculating fashion as the wheels of her mind began to wrestle.
sir,' she said, 'I cannot give you my sheep, not even to save my whole village, for I have
promised to care for it. But you may eat me instead.'
The dragon blinked once, then twice, and then flew away from the sheep, the village, and the little girl, for he did not have enough logic in his heart to contend with that.