The Princess Who Hated the World
Once upon a time there was a princess who hated the world. It was easily done, from a chair in a throne room high up in a castle, the news flashing in front of her courtesy of courtiers in a continual flood.
Each day she listened to horrible stories of happenings in her kingdom and beyond, until finally she could take no more.
She left the castle.
And began to love the world.