The World in Hiding
Once upon a time a petty little man hid in a cave and grumbled his grievances to the wall.
The world was very happy with this state of affairs and wished that other petty little men would hide in caves.
The world, however, did not know how to ask the other petty little men to bugger off. On and on the petty little men grumbled until the world flinched and groaned and rolled its eyes once too often. And so, the world decided to employ a tactic it had never used before.
The world decided to hide until the petty little men died off.
It's still hiding.