Of Three Spells
Once upon a time a witch was allowed enough power to cast three spells. It was only three; no more. Long did she think of what her spells might be. Carefully did she consider the consequences possible and plausible. And then, she cast her spells.
The first made as many wrongs in the world as right as they could be.
The second rid the world of evil wizards.
And the third did her laundry.
Laundry is, after all, very annoying.